WELL, IT'S STILL TOO EARLY TO GO TO TIFFANY'S. I GUESS THE NEXT BEST THING IS A DRINK. YES, I VERY MUCH NEED A DRINK. BUY ME ONE, FRED, DARLING? SURE. ONLY PROMISE ME ONE THING-- DON'T TAKE ME HOME UNTIL I'M DRUNK... UNTIL I'M VERY DRUNK, INDEED.
SO, MY DARLING FRED, I HAVE TONIGHT MADE A VERY SERIOUS DECISION. AND WHAT IS THAT? NO LONGER WILL I PLAY THE FIELD. CONGRATULATIONS. THE FIELD STINKS, BOTH ECONOMICALLY AND SOCIALLY, AND I'M GIVING IT UP.
